On a fine Friday evening in Manchester the team at Insane Bakar caught up with Sir Alex Fergusson (SAF) who has been the manager of Manchester United Football Club (MUFC) since the ages Alok Nath has portrayed the role of a desolate father of a Raped/Single/Divorced daughter.
IB: Welcome Sir Alex, getting straight onto the point a loss against Burnley would have hurt your team?
SAF: To be frank we were too high to think about it. Rio the team’s official druggist ensured that the loss was erased from our memories.
IB: Fans are raising fingers on you insisting to play Ji-Sun Park even after his dismal performances?
SAF: I think he was in top form. I think his performance in Shaolin Soccer was amazing.
IB: Fans are questioning whether the team has had enough pre-season practice?
SAF: We were very well prepared. I personally ensured that every member of the team saw back to back episodes of Rakhi ka Swayamvar. If they could watch one entire episode without uttering the words WTF they would withstand any assault in the world.
IB: What is your take on Wayne Rooney’s current form?
SAF: Based on his current form he is a frontrunner for the lead role of Shrek IV. Berbatov would be the ideal striking partner and must essay the role of Fiona.
IB: What do you miss the most now that Ronaldo is gone?
SAF: Girls a lot girls, and occasionally guys too.
IB: What is your take on Rafa Benitez?
SAF: Isn’t he George Alexander from Seinfeld with a Spanish ascent?
IB: How serious do you think are the Manchester City title chances?
SAF: They are as high as the comeback odds of Vinod Kambli in the Indian Cricket team.
IB: What do you think are your chances this season?
SAF: This season I was a little and Elesh won her. But during Rahul Mahajan’s Swayamvar I think the Red Devil in me shall shine.
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